Because there are alot of stupid people out there

At least Junior here knows what the hell is up.

Guess Someone Didn’t Get Enough Hugs?

If you’re staring at the inverted mohawk, You’re doing it wrong.

Seriously dude. Go to Macy’s and get your money back. That sweater is so 1980′s.

Who the hell needs an amusement park when you can blast your kid in the face with a leaf blower?

Need to break out my wolf t-shirt and get down to this store asap. She has to have a serious butter face though, right?