Recent Study Shows 98% of All Dallas Cowboys Fans are Gay

At least Junior here knows what the hell is up.

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Guess Someone Didn’t Get Enough Hugs?

If you’re staring at the inverted mohawk, You’re doing it wrong.  

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The Real Sasquatch Finally Revealed

Seriously dude. Go to Macy’s and get your money back. That sweater is so 1980′s.  

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Trailer Trash Amusement Park

Who the hell needs an amusement park when you can blast your kid in the face with a leaf blower?

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Holy Hot Geekery

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Need to break out my wolf t-shirt and get down to this store asap. She has to have a serious butter face though, right?

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